I am what I am: 1st Version

I may not have the eloquence of Angel Araneta

I may not be the composer like Butch Castillo

I may not urinate as farther to the wall as Butch Tiongson

I may not be as tall as Smiley Tan

I may not be as cute as Jojo Blanco

I may not be as slang as Resty Ruiz

I may not be as lucky as Bobby Enriquez

I may not be as hypertensive (kuno) as Spike Ignacio

I may not be as dark as Rodolfo Joaquin

I may not be as skinny as Elvis Verso

I may not be as womanizer as Ricky dela Cruz

I may not be expectant as Ronald Ramirez

I may not be limping as Alex Pineda

I may not have the 9 fingers of Elmo Isip

I may not have the voice of Jun Tagorda

I may not have the car of Michael Yatco

I may not have the fistula of Goody Viana

I may not have the myesthenia gravis of Rey Gutierez

But,

I am what I am.

author: unknown medicus member

(taken from our MEDICUS NEWSLETTER published 1988)